starllex:

He looks so genuinely upset

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: memespice, via fucking-cat)

celeritious:

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved

(via iveyupintheclub)

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people
starmies:

This is modern art
quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.
WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

enticeeme:

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

I am so fucking done

(via i-dont-know-which-username)

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