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brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

Posted: 1 day ago

yourdarklordsatan:

gingerhaze:

you know when you accidentally fall asleep for an hour without meaning to

and then you wake up and everything feels ever so slightly off, like you woke up in an alternate dimension?

image

Posted: 1 day ago

liftedeyes:

liftedeyes:

My friends are amazing at Cards Against Humanity

I’ve never posted anything that deserved to go more viral than this.

Posted: 1 day ago

12-gauge-rage:

Video game glitches in real life.

Posted: 1 day ago

cishet420:

l ook at my lock screen

(Source: greekmaid)

Posted: 1 day ago

zaynwithbrowneyes:

mcGONEagall

Posted: 1 day ago

thefuuuucomics:

lmFAO

(Source: sizvideos)

Posted: 1 day ago

"Dude, you just ran like 13 miles in 30 minutes."

(Source: mysnarkasm)

Posted: 1 day ago

shartar:

that cat looks like it’s bout to send the kid to the shadow realm

(Source: 103312)

Posted: 1 day ago

eatyourpie:

Rev Kate Bottley reacting to the first gay couple to marry legally in the UK 

wham bam thankyou ma’am.

(Source: blaineanderzon)

Posted: 1 day ago

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

Posted: 1 day ago

buttart:

f-ili:

Puppy versus Dandelion

HE’S SO UPSET

Posted: 1 day ago

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing

Posted: 1 day ago

ugly:

do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog

Posted: 1 day ago

motherfuckinoedipus:

saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"

"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"

"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"hey beauti-"

"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

”are you an angel becau-”

”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.”  Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”

(Source: spookysage)